Just for Ha Ha's
Well I wrote it, so Michelle why waste it....
You Racist.
Oh yes maybe but in whose opinion? You bigoted bastard.
Here goes, tonight I have been deemed to be a racist, being called a racist is to me well who gives a shit? The statement made by me was this, ‘ In the south shop keepers are quite pleasant in comparison to those shop keepers in the north’. In the north some shop keepers fail to give you the old please and thank you’s. So far my experience of shopkeepers in the south is a hell of a lot different. Please and thank you are a plenty. You may find that shopkeepers are predominantly of Asian origin in the UK, I do, and it seems that wherever I go shopkeepers are Asian.
Let me make it quite clear now, I don’t give a flying shit but, state that fact to certain cluster fucks and they will try to stamp you down and call you a racist. By saying shopkeepers are mostly Asian and that in the South of England the same shopkeepers are more pleasant than the shopkeepers in the north, I am a racist. I was lead to believe that being racist was a crime, so why not just call me a crook, dumb fuck!
Let it be known that from this day forward, you point out a fact about our society then you are racist… here is an example. OK, a guy born in London says wabbit not rabbit; a guy born in Bangladesh says bindow not window. There you go this is racist, I cannot point out these differences because that would be racist toward the guy from Bangladesh and prejudice toward the guy from London in our integrated harmonious society. This allegedly is what’s right, I just don’t know, after three pints of beer and having a smile on your face you must be drunk and unable to hold a conversation, especially if you are right, you must be pissed. That’s what I’ve been told, I will talk to you tomorrow when you are not drunk, arrgh, arrogant bastard! It took two hours, I explained my view from every angle and explained how in my opinion I’m not racist and that they are just misguided. To say that Indian restaurants are mainly owned by Indians and Chinese by Chinese and Greek by Greeks is racist well what the fuck? That is being racist, did you know that being racist is in the eye of those that in their opinion feel that your comments could be construed and interpreted as racist, yes that’s right those that assume you are racist. If it’s that easy maybe I should assume that they did some crime, maybe the next one on crime watch, yeh it must be them because I assumed it.
The whole thing arose today from a simple observation I have made, because I can see this I am racist, I am told that the politically correct way is not to observe difference and only observe the integration of society, you know what I mean, you want to buy Indian sweets then go to Thornton’s, I don’t think so, do you? You buy Indian sweets from an Indian sweet shop.
I don’t know what to say now, I talk all the while to folks about differences between cultures in the UK, I know folks from all sorts of cultures and backgrounds but if I mention that they are different to me, a white british man then I am racist, because we all know Chinese curry tastes better than Indian. Don’t we?
Here in the Midlands I have a list of shops I call my Boycott list, If I visit the shop and the shopkeeper is not pleasant, by this I mean says hello or thank you then they get a place on the list and I won’t use them again. My list at home is quite long now because I know some ignorant shops. The shops in the South have so far managed to stay off the boycott list; I may even start a new list called the Wow that’s a good shop list. Because the shops here at home are mainly owned by folks of Asian origin and I have this boycott list of ignorant shopkeepers and I have noticed that the shops are mainly owned by folks of Asian origin I am by default a racist. So there you go… I’m out of here……
Oh yes maybe but in whose opinion? You bigoted bastard.
Here goes, tonight I have been deemed to be a racist, being called a racist is to me well who gives a shit? The statement made by me was this, ‘ In the south shop keepers are quite pleasant in comparison to those shop keepers in the north’. In the north some shop keepers fail to give you the old please and thank you’s. So far my experience of shopkeepers in the south is a hell of a lot different. Please and thank you are a plenty. You may find that shopkeepers are predominantly of Asian origin in the UK, I do, and it seems that wherever I go shopkeepers are Asian.
Let me make it quite clear now, I don’t give a flying shit but, state that fact to certain cluster fucks and they will try to stamp you down and call you a racist. By saying shopkeepers are mostly Asian and that in the South of England the same shopkeepers are more pleasant than the shopkeepers in the north, I am a racist. I was lead to believe that being racist was a crime, so why not just call me a crook, dumb fuck!
Let it be known that from this day forward, you point out a fact about our society then you are racist… here is an example. OK, a guy born in London says wabbit not rabbit; a guy born in Bangladesh says bindow not window. There you go this is racist, I cannot point out these differences because that would be racist toward the guy from Bangladesh and prejudice toward the guy from London in our integrated harmonious society. This allegedly is what’s right, I just don’t know, after three pints of beer and having a smile on your face you must be drunk and unable to hold a conversation, especially if you are right, you must be pissed. That’s what I’ve been told, I will talk to you tomorrow when you are not drunk, arrgh, arrogant bastard! It took two hours, I explained my view from every angle and explained how in my opinion I’m not racist and that they are just misguided. To say that Indian restaurants are mainly owned by Indians and Chinese by Chinese and Greek by Greeks is racist well what the fuck? That is being racist, did you know that being racist is in the eye of those that in their opinion feel that your comments could be construed and interpreted as racist, yes that’s right those that assume you are racist. If it’s that easy maybe I should assume that they did some crime, maybe the next one on crime watch, yeh it must be them because I assumed it.
The whole thing arose today from a simple observation I have made, because I can see this I am racist, I am told that the politically correct way is not to observe difference and only observe the integration of society, you know what I mean, you want to buy Indian sweets then go to Thornton’s, I don’t think so, do you? You buy Indian sweets from an Indian sweet shop.
I don’t know what to say now, I talk all the while to folks about differences between cultures in the UK, I know folks from all sorts of cultures and backgrounds but if I mention that they are different to me, a white british man then I am racist, because we all know Chinese curry tastes better than Indian. Don’t we?
Here in the Midlands I have a list of shops I call my Boycott list, If I visit the shop and the shopkeeper is not pleasant, by this I mean says hello or thank you then they get a place on the list and I won’t use them again. My list at home is quite long now because I know some ignorant shops. The shops in the South have so far managed to stay off the boycott list; I may even start a new list called the Wow that’s a good shop list. Because the shops here at home are mainly owned by folks of Asian origin and I have this boycott list of ignorant shopkeepers and I have noticed that the shops are mainly owned by folks of Asian origin I am by default a racist. So there you go… I’m out of here……
I understand this could be a can of worms in the right forum..... Whatever!
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